If you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because I am dumb and I don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank you this has been a psa
how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say “I would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces.”
It pisses me off when some of my friends make statuses on Facebook everyday complaining about women being “hoes” or “bitches”. Like maybe if you didn’t try the girls that 50 other people were with it would be kind of a tip. No one has that much trouble so cool the hell down.