• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

floweredintomadness:

Can’t handle it anymore! Must have the booty! Nomnomnom
my-wayward-shawn 😂 😂

(via madelainesays)

a-breathing-contradiction:

In bosnia we have an old phrase ‘jebo sliku svoju’ which pretty much means ‘fuck yourselfie’ and i think its beautiful

(via fakjumather)

I finally did it! :D hide your kids hide your wife and then wrap them in bubble wrap. 

(Source: carlburton, via vaycunt)

Ugh